|Won Second Place|
By Lou Saboter
Following miraculously on the heels of the Dylann Storm Roof shooting, America went gay, announced white people terrorists and banned the Confederate Flag while the Jew media called for the destruction of all white monuments, and released multiple stories glorifying the retarded concept of putting Harriet Tubman in Andrew Jackson’s place.
Andrew Jackson “fought the bank”, so it is little wonder that the evil Jews seek to oust him from the $20 bill where he continues to sneer defiantly at them. Following in the footsteps of Israel Cohen, they are now promoting his replacement with a dumb negress.
“A side benefit will be that the enslaved white man will no longer wish to use paper currency,” said David Rockefeller. “This will make him fit to be chipped!”
The plan is to deface all the currency with ugly blacks within the next two years, and then offer a six-month supply of gasoline and a dinner at Red Lobster to encourage whites to take the RFID implant otherwise known as the Mark of the Beast. Then, all the whites dumb enough to take the chip go to Hell for all eternity, with the wailing and the gnashing.
“If we go, you all go,” said Rockefeller.
He then pulled a white card out of his pocket and handed it to our reporter. It read: “Get out of Jail Free? It’s all Jail!”